Wow, that was pretty good. Hey do you come with opposable thumbs?

If you do happen to wing a lobster shell his way, I sincerely hope the restaurant doesnt mind moonlighting pedantic waiters stealing the leftovers. Though your grammatical point was bang on, do realize (sorry I should use the British s not a z) that your syntax is quintessential British, as with your languishing analogies and metaphors.

Yes, looking down is something very British, but you still havent figured out that the Bloody Pound is a worthless photo album of a useless figure head. Simply, you need to get rid of that laughable British pride and accept the Euro. You look down on the French, Germans, etc. But, no worries, the Green Isle is so great that a mass exodus runs to southern Spain, and can be spotted easily blinding the locals with their broad white cellulose thighs in over-stuffed garish bathing suits.

Then theres your pride and joy, Manchester United fans. Off they go to Prague on one of those cheap 50 quid flights to drink until chunky fish-n-chips vomitus spews on the street. Alas, illusions are mans weakness. I think you had better look up before you look down: there might be a Manchester fan relieving his burden of the last meal and swill.