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> "Arschloch?" ... hypocrite? At times, perhaps, according to
> my FIRST wife! But a GRAND discovery, in the interim: YOU and SHE ...
> the perfect couple: YOU -- a bitter, unrealistic, all-condemning
> "Schwanzkopf"; SHE -- a robotic, inane, unintellectual
> "yes-girl." I can arrange this union for whichever date is
> convenient.

> .... or ... let me see ...

> YES! I've got a better deal for you -- one more befitting BOTH
> personalities: Ms. XI! A marvel of a woman ... so resolute ... so
> commanding ... so RIGHT about everything ... so ... so ... (expletive
> deleted)!

> Javoll, mein Lieber! Sehr Gut! Am I am a matchmaker ... or am I a
> matchmaker???

> Auf Wiedersehen.

Ah, yes. The Arrogant One is back. You know, in order to be arrogant, it implies that you have something to flaunt, for example intelligence. What a banal display of self grandeur and lack of originality.

But alas, from your writing skills, I can only imagine that you are just another white-face parrot ESL teacher.

Like so many expat ESL teachers that, unlike my situation, really WERE serving burgers when the money was flowing in the US.

I can just see you now, sitting on a stool in front of the class, as the stool squeaks and groans under stress from your overhanging belly jiggling with every stunning quip. Yes, the class riveted by curiosity to your strange white face as they try to ignore the intermittent passing of gas. There you sit rattling off but suffering from too much rot gut beer the night before with your other loser expat friends.

I'm sure that you're the kind that lasciviously earmarks poor Chinese damsels in class for a little "who's ya daddy" but not realizing that your toupee is coming unglued.

Now before you predictably fire back that Im describing me or some banal thing like that, Im happily married (thanks for the offer of the Ex though), fit from walking to all my class locations and have all my hair, even after all this banter with unusual expats as you.

Of course, if Ive guessed wrong, please accept my deepest humble apologies, as Im sure you are a grand teacher with probably many citations and loads of privates clamoring for your services.

Tch