In response to your hired (Liar best in Business)

> Mr Whiteman you very funny man and we need more persons like you come
> to our school and make people laugh. Too much sadness at school and
> esl teachers land for long time so make people laugh can make happy
> voices and smiling faces.

> I hope others follow this example of making light humor and to laugh
> at himself and have fun time and help them forget feeling sorry.

> Hope you become happy man and find western toilet soon.

> Lights gone out forget to pay billl for school and my 'never ready'
> battery in in laptop is about to...

Here's a translation of your posting. English to Chinese to English using "Transtar Software"

With you we Mr. Whiteman who needs the more person as you very funny ridiculous person the school that arrives us and established people smile. Many when because of the time that grows school with esl teacher land grieved make people smile as this can establish glad speech sound and smiling face.

I hope that other persons follow this to do the example of light humour and have Qu time with smile him and help they forget to feel regret.

The person who hopes that you become glad and the toilet that finds the West very quickly.

Electriclight goes out forget in laptop in school and " me never prepare " pay billl of battery will. ..