In response to your hired (Liar best in Business)

> Hillo Mr Whiteman your background is very backward. Are you a white
> man with blue eyes or brown eyes? If you dont understand my question
> look into the mirror it may help you see what I mean. My school only
> deploys white man with blue eyes.

> If you have a big, big bum then we can modify hole in ground for
> people who unable to aim straight.. Sorry we have no thunder box
> western toilets.

> We own plane, very old but very slow. Can fly you back home at end of
> contract. We even give you parashoot with quick release rip cord. But
> me feel you love school very much for we have many pretty girls and
> you stay long time.

> My telephone has flat battery so can you give me mail address soon.

> Be quick as I have many experts like you wanting job at school.

> My initials is LBB (Liar best in business)

Very Much Thanking you, you'd better giving me Name your school. You'd better also buying "Everyready duty heavy battery" for telephone. You company have own plane? good. No have to payed me holiday fees. YOu company can using plane to took me for holiday after contract. I have eyes of green but can wearing lens contact of blue or brown colour.

You'd had better giving me contract 12months

Ok I'd better giving you email me. Contact email with me <screwteacher@hogmail.com>