I "love" scammers so much that I sometimes cannot avoid ridiculing them. Here is my latest reply to one of them:

Dear scammer,

thank you for your wonderful scamming offer, and I regret that I cannot accept it. In return, I want to make the following offer:

Come and teach my crocodiles in the Nile river! Passage is free, and there will be no other fee involved than that you have to offer yourself once you decide to cross the river to reach them.

Good luck!

T.