Turnoi
- 2009-08-30
The criminal activities of Nigerian scam gangs has been very well known for almost two decades by now. Although names and places and other details may change in the various scam posts, the pattern behind this is always the same - fantastic job witzh fantastic terms and conditions offered; you send your replies and are then asked for some advance payment; and after such payment has been made, you will never hear back from them.
Just do not reply to such emails when you receive them......
For fun, I want to make up my own story; here it is:
A fantastic ESL job for Australian kangaroos to teach English to Nigerian crocodiles- Teachers Urgently Needed!
Dear Sir,
I am Mr. Dracula Frankenstein working as an engineer for a large oil company in Nigeria. For my pet, a Nigerian crocodile, I need a highly qualified English teacher with only 2 hours of work per week and a guaranteed monthly salary of 2.500 USD a month. The successful candidate will be living with our family in a nice separate apartment in a big house with many servants. Candidates from the community of Australian kangaroos are preferred as previous studies have shown that crocodiles respond particularly well to Australian kangaroos as teachers of English (in eating them up).
This is your chance, so do not miss it and apply to us immediately!
You will be sent a response to send some cash for covering initial visa, residence permit and related costs! It is expensive to work for Nigerian engineers with crocodiles as pets. You either pay with money and will lose it, or you risk the chance of being eaten up! Beware!
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Someone submitted this post to our site, from Lagos, Nigeria:
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Nice English Teacher Required.
By:Vardam Bakresh <vardambakreshfamily@yahoo.com> (34-46.rv.ipnxtelecoms.com)
Date: Thursday, 27 August 2009, 8:59 am
Allow me to introduce myself. The name's are Mr. VARDAM BAKRESH and my wife PRADEETHA just relocate to Nigeria for a 3 years construction contract. I'm Very Nice and am looking for a private English male/female tutor (qualified, experienced & native speaker) to come and teach my wife and my two kids how to speak and write English, to teach us 12 months of upper intermediate & advanced levels, I have only kids a boy and a girl. we need a flexible, friendly, open and responsible person who is able to motivate my wife and make the lessons interesting and enjoyable. The position is a Monday to Friday 8:00am to 3:00pm. The usual workload will be 25 hours a week and the lessons could be in the morning, in the afternoon (Monday to Friday). Requirements: Male/Females between the ages of 18 and 60 Native English speaker from Anywhere TEFL-certified or equivalent or other high school cert Esl-teaching experience from 1year up Knowledge and the ability to teach writing skills, presentation skills, negotiation skills, grammar and vocabulary development and, communicative activities. Your resume. Should send state your Full name, country of residence now, E-mail add, Address, Send in your CV/Resume
Contact : Mr. Vardam Bakresh &Family
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