Oh, not surprised you know about that university in Hunan! When I applied for a job there they offered me a fake degree before I hardly even had a chance to say anything. I know exactly where it is, but will not disclose the location on here for obvious reasons.

Come off it, they wouldn't have bothered to have offered you a fake degree if you already had one degree-even one in turning pots. So, you have cleared that one up for me. You are one of my degreeless heroes, so show a bit more pride about that, please. You are a native English speaker, so you are qualified more than enough for oral English teaching.

No I didn't say I know that university. I only said it was good because you informed us they offered the good service of free degrees for degreeless blokes for whom they might have immediate or approaching problems obtaining Z visas.