F**k me, we won't be allowed to discuss the wonderful flavours of bacon next, because it is not quite Halal enough for you.

There are also normal men on this board that like beer, steaks and shagging too, you know? But it always seems that celebrating such great things in life will always offend some do-goody toss-pot.

Besides, we are talking about food served in China. Unless you are living in some foreigner ghetto in Beijing or Shanghai and never interact with the locals, your vegetarian dishes will most likely contain a little bit of freshly fried piggy, added to give the dish that little bit of extra flavour.