Ooh, you walk around telling people to wipe their arses with banana leaves. I'm surprised you still have an unbroken face to show people. Real instant mix bad guy aren't ya? Just tear open that small package and out you come, bad flavors etc. all. I tell you what old chap, why don't ya give me your real name? How about you send me an email with a place where we can meet up in real life. Give each other a nice talk about all this? You want to rumble a bit, I don't mind getting my knuckles dirty at all. Or are you too whiny with that, little man? All I see is a scared mouse pissing around on some forum while riding other people's coattails for ideas. Want to know if you really are funny? Go audition at Comedy Carnival. You up for some real stuff or are you just all pony and trap?

This is a board for teachers not thugs. Your manner just shows why you are employed at a training centre rather than a university or public school.

We may remain anonymous due to fear of our enemies, but the enemies that we fear are more significant than some some jumped up twat like you that fancies a scrap.

Also, as a foreigner in China, I wouldn't go round acting like some kind of hardman trying to start fights either. You may notice that one on one fights are rarely done here, Chinese people always have people that they can call up and then you get 20 or 30 on one. You might call them pussies for this, but you'll emerge with injuries far more severe than bruised pride.

Foreigners with Chinese friends are not against going down the same route. Everybody that has been here more than 5 minutes has got familiar with that issue and almost everybody has at least one dodgy friend or friend of a friend, especially if they purchase weed from time to time.

As for your approach, don't you think it is a tad stupid? Nobody is going to give you a real name because there's always a wumao that is ready to rat on you to a government or police friend of that particular TC boss. We know what you types are like when it comes to fishing for personal info.

Not to mention that if you wanted to arrange to meet up at a certain place, it would be so easy to just lure you into getting stabbed in some back alley for my own personal entertainment.

Now, you may go back to watching all your shitty pirated Danny Dyer Football Factory spin off DVDs.