Your mandate seems to be plenty of spin to transform this rough diamond we all know and love for his priceless wisdom, like " Bonk that student ASP" to a well-bred refined Australian(contradiction in terms Hahaha) to one born to mix with the rich and famous and definitely avoid the Hoi polloi and the pink-roomed establishments which he used to enigmatically frequent.

If the maxwell poster is silverboy's secretary, you must be the obsessive stalker who secretly wants silverboy's love. After all how could you possibly know so many of his real life details, or did you make that up in your own fantasy?