1. You never worked at EF Jiaxing and none of your statements relating to your claimed employment are true.

2. The owner of EF Jiaxing is not and has never been a woman, and they are therefore not called Nancy.

3. There has never been a Canadian Director of Studies at EF Jiaxing.

4. EF Jiaxing does not use "TAs".

5. No teachers have ever left EF Jiaxing "one night".

Your last line refers not to the school you make libellous claims about; it is self-referential - and not a funny one.