Perhaps he is Sancho to our Australian Don Quixote. If so, I apologize for giving him short shrift. I admit to being mesmerized by our Ozzie's perilous plight.

Some of the stuff Professor Ozzie posted would never have been posted by a real professor. I found the whole thread to be marvellously entertaining, enhanced by your irony.
However, my hilarity was somewhat tempered by my realisation that the college FAO and the Provincial Education Department were both much too easily duped by Ozzie because neither had realized that a PhD unaccompanied by no other academic qualification(s) of at least university degree level was an impossibility. Unforgivable! Hence Ozzie got a Foreign Expert Certificate and was let loose on the college's students.

Finally, let me say I'm sure that if you were seeking employers to contact you by means of posting a short introduction online, you would surely mention you had a university degree if indeed you had one. A no-brainer, isn't it! So we needn't split hairs between short online introductions and online resumes.