You were a pianist or something?

No, wrong poster, that's Turnoi. I remember him telling us that when he was at university studying for one of his PhD's, he used to return from casting flies (not at pies mind,) no, fishing; his fellow PhD students used to have a good drink up, drag him to the piano kicking, whether he wanted to play or not, and there he was all night tickling the ivory. They used to call him Maestro. I remember a poster called Veloce (sort of apt name) questioned him about it...but like any good fisherman, Maestro, modestly ignored him. I think Veloce wanted to discuss music. But maybe Maestro only knows 'how many dead-beats at the bar!' hahaha! only joking lol. All good fun.