Everyone has a favorite saying that touches close to their hearts. And when you cant find that one, you have to settle for those funny sayings that make you laugh. And you cant help but laugh because you know that they are true! Read all of my favorite sayings and find your favorite sayings to answer to this. The sayings that I like the most will get 10 points.
-You know you have found the right guy when he willingly holds your hair for you while you are bent over the toilet after a long night at the bar!
-Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes
-When life hands you lemons, say, "Umm... I like lemons. But what else ya got?"
-A speech should be like a girls skirt; long enough to cover everything and short enough to keep interesting
-Sometimes you're the windshield; Sometimes you're the bug
-Wish for what you want. Work for what you need
A daydream is time well wasted.