For every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

There'll be two dates on your tombstone And all your friends will read 'em But all that's gonna matter is that little dash between 'em...
- Kevin Welch

If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse.
- Jim Rohn

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
- Henry J. Kaiser

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
- Jay Leno

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
- Noelie Alito