Gain some insight into how your favorite feline actually feels about you and life in general with these enlightening quotations about cats...

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."--
Mary Bly

"I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul."
-- Jean Cocteau

"What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak toys?"
-- Douglas Coupland

"In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats."
-- English Proverb

"Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it."
--Robert Heinlein

"Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture."
-- Jacquelyn Mitchard

"When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby."
-- Nigerian Proverb

"It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?"
--Eleanor H. Porter

"A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there."
-- Agnes Repplier

"There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats."
-- Albert Schweitzer

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."--
Unknown

"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function."
--Unknown

"In ancient egypt, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
--Unknown

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
--Jeff Valdez

"If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer."
--Alfred North Whitehead

Danielle Hollister
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