Free Mandarin Lesson Testing Issue

Notice: The following lesson is a testing issue. A special phonetic method are deployed in the spelling of the Chinese words. You may find each of the words appeared much differed to those spelled with the Pin Yin method. You may just try to read them, and catch the meaning of them rendered. Hope you may feel peculiar and interesting. I don't want to persuade anyone to adopt this as the best way in learning Chinese, and I don't like to argue with onyone. I just try to give a little bit of help to those particular learners them were loathed to study the Characters, but merely want to learn the Oral Chinese language itself. Ok let's go.

1)...Kni haw!
..................How are you!
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2)...Jyandau nij hemn gaoxign.
..................Much pleased to meet you.
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3)...Kni xhi corn naelick leai'd?
..................Where are you from?
..................[*: c sounds like ts, not k]
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4)...Zhy xhi shemmo?
..................What's this?
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5)...Vor hemn xifhuan zhy'ge dong'xi.
..................I like this one very much.
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6)...Bae ney'ge geif ure kan`kan.
..................Let me have a look at that one.
..................[*: In pronunciation, consonants at termination of words should be muted ]
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7)...Xye'xe nij.
..................Thank you.
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...Huanyirn nij zay leai.
..................Welcome you to come once again.
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9)...Zay jyan.
..................Bye.
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