Act like a real man eh snakey?, OK, what do you suggest;

Stand up to pee? (I already do that)
Beat up women? (that's an idea)
Pimp for a string of of prostitutes? (nah)
Get elected President and bomb kids in their beds? (no thanks)
Run off with my secretary? (done that)
Join the Klan? (don't like the pointy hood)
Sit on a sofa watching silly ball games while swilling beer from the can? (not for me)
Become a serial killer? (too American for my taste)
Lie about the size of my d**k? (don't need to)
Buy copies of 'Big'Uns'? (too expensive)
Lust after schoolgirls? (illegal)
Speak with forked tongue? (against my principles)

C'mon, hiss me a clue. To meet your exacting standard some guidance is needed. Get your nose out from the vent in Turnips raincoat, shed that old skin and begin anew.