the term i've been using is "exotic dancers", but i've been shot down a few times for it which is possibly due to the fact that my foreign expert booklet leads peoples people believe i work in education as oppose to the entertainment. and, to prove that they even make me sign the clause with "their moral standards" in. however, i do unveil my hairy chest on and off depending on the weather and/or the audience. that often helps me on the students' feedback of their teacher and consequently reflects on my evaluation form. although i have to say that i've badly failed on my last gig and that probably due to the never sunny chongqing weather as well as my aging body that offers more often the grey hair chinese younsters do not want to see.

cheers and beers to white or grey monkeys, beautiful pandas and above all cheers and beers to exotic dancers that're either in front of the white/black boards or around the poles working so hard to attract :)