> Yes, I is teaching in China , has the experiment of 5 years. I must
> recognizing that I am a great teacher. I have won countless prize,
> since my teaching feels pride for my achievement. You can and my
> success matches?

> History of me China Teaching

> The time teaching of 1 years China.
> Very glad years 2000 school gives my the West WC is large.
> After contract finishes , school closes and has no air bus ticket to
> pay me. Owner runs

> The time teaching of 2 years China 2001.
> Find new school, very big housing
> Each matter gives me. Teach 20 hours of a week to pay very good
> 3000rmb.
> But it is same Picture the same former, employer has no air bus
> ticket to pay me. I leave.

> 3 and the teaching new working place of 2002 years of 4 years.
> Very good university WC and kitchen and bicycle and Vcd with
> television.
> 2 years, when after the pay of airbus ticket of 1 years me
> Come and pay me to 3500 salaries. For 2 years, salary 3800, certain
> months have no pay. After the work of 2 years, this time air bus
> ticket
> also has no pay.

> Now in 5 years, study teaching to 4000 salaries. I is very glad
> daily.The Air bus Ticket they pay first . 20 hours work every week.
> Now gives me in 3 months after Night lesson teaching every day >
> super current payment teaching night classification. I want to going
> leave but they take my passport, say that apply for expert
> certificate. Now, do not see expert certificate in 4 months.
>

Heh, heh. Extremely clever. Wonderful parody. You had me fooled at first.