> Dear Canadians,

> the cockles of this old heart could never have foreseen the impending
> arrival of such marvellous fortune prior to having witnessed this
> effusion of such patriotic support and comfort as you have for each
> other in times of such obvious linguistic and economic hardship...it
> seems like such a wonderful place; i really must take a tour there
> someday...now where are my xanax...my goodness is that the time?...

> yours therapeutically,

> Miss Tick.

Well, Ms. Tick, you can really Tick me off. Have you been traumatized by some big bad Canadian? By the way, Xanax works best after about 10 beers. So please drop 20 mg with 10 good Canadian beers and sweet dreams from the North.

Good night