> Very Much Thanking you, you'd better giving me Name your school.
> You'd better also buying "Everyready duty heavy battery"
> for telephone. You company have own plane? good. No have to payed me
> holiday fees. YOu company can using plane to took me for holiday
> after contract. I have eyes of green but can wearing lens contact of
> blue or brown colour.

> You'd had better giving me contract 12months

> Ok I'd better giving you email me. Contact email with me
> screwteacher@hogmail.com

Me suggestee you changee flat batteree to round bateree....round works much better than flat. :-)

> Mr Whiteman you very funny man and we need more persons like you come
> to our school and make people laugh. Too much sadness at school and
> esl teachers land for long time so make people laugh can make happy
> voices and smiling faces.

> I hope others follow this example of making light humor and to laugh
> at himself and have fun time and help them forget feeling sorry.

> Hope you become happy man and find western toilet soon.

> Lights gone out forget to pay billl for school and my 'never ready'
> battery in in laptop is about to...

Here's a translation of your posting. English to Chinese to English using "Transtar Software"

With you we Mr. Whiteman who needs the more person as you very funny ridiculous person the school that arrives us and established people smile. Many when because of the time that grows school with esl teacher land grieved make people smile as this can establish glad speech sound and smiling face.

I hope that other persons follow this to do the example of light humour and have Qu time with smile him and help they forget to feel regret.

The person who hopes that you become glad and the toilet that finds the West very quickly.

Electriclight goes out forget in laptop in school and " me never prepare " pay billl of battery will. ..

> Hillo Mr Whiteman your background is very backward. Are you a white
> man with blue eyes or brown eyes? If you dont understand my question
> look into the mirror it may help you see what I mean. My school only
> deploys white man with blue eyes.

> If you have a big, big bum then we can modify hole in ground for
> people who unable to aim straight.. Sorry we have no thunder box
> western toilets.

> We own plane, very old but very slow. Can fly you back home at end of
> contract. We even give you parashoot with quick release rip cord. But
> me feel you love school very much for we have many pretty girls and
> you stay long time.

> My telephone has flat battery so can you give me mail address soon.

> Be quick as I have many experts like you wanting job at school.

> My initials is LBB (Liar best in business)

Very Much Thanking you, you'd better giving me Name your school. You'd better also buying "Everyready duty heavy battery" for telephone. You company have own plane? good. No have to payed me holiday fees. YOu company can using plane to took me for holiday after contract. I have eyes of green but can wearing lens contact of blue or brown colour.

You'd had better giving me contract 12months

Ok I'd better giving you email me. Contact email with me <screwteacher@hogmail.com>

Hillo, I Whiteman from European Country, me father a European mother .

I teached China before now no more job, lost. I like teaching job find new in China. I 9 yrs teached for China before.

Now new job looking for me. School had better pay 5000 one month every month. Teach me only 14 hrs week. China teaching anywhere go I can.

Schools had better giving me house big big, toilet must western be like, every hour have hot water must. DVD me player want, Internet had better giving me Computer.

I liking condition, no working night and Saturday no Sunday working. I flying ticket must you'd better paying me 8000. Finish contract, you'd better must pay me allowance giving 2000 holiday. Bicycle must had better give me school.

Visa must had better school giving me.

I degree University no getting, I teaching can because I white man, colour of green eyes, hair colour RED . My years old only 36 very handsome.

White man you need teaching your school, you'd better me you calling Number Telephone of Hand is 138796531654

Advance Thanked me you.