Taffy, don't be ashamed of masturbation. I do it almost every day.

You should promote me to number one, Fifi. It must have knocked the stuffing out of SB when you revealed you weren't Latino- he had only just made concessions to his Asian only rule; whereas I have always pictured you as a nice curvy Caribbean girl, but even then I wouldn't like to be dogmatic.

As for the above, one could go blind. I bet you wouldn't catch Turnoi grunting over some old picture of Eva Braun he'd found in his attic!