Your brains spilled out at the moment of your birth and your mom thoughtfully filled your head with the matter from the gutter that ran past your house in the hope that it would give some staibility to the huge cavity inside. While she did you a service and gave you some time on earth, unfortuntely she could do nothing about the grey matter that was replaced with greyer matter and you continue haranguing people with your cr#p. But that is to be expected, isn't it?